A little boy got lost at the YMCA and accidentally wandered into the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter? Haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"

I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was trying to compose an appropriate explanation for the kids, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back-seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!"

Little Johnny is telling Janey about the backyard at his new house.

"You know, there's a nudist club next door to us," says Johnny.

"Really?" exclaims Janey. "How do you know that?"

"Well, I got a look at them through a hole in the fence, and everybody was naked!"

"Naked!" replies Janey. "Were there boys and girls together?"

"I couldn't tell," Johnny admits. "None of them had any clothes on."